I just love filling out these things. c:


1) Full Name: Joseph Michael Beal

2) Male/Female: Female, the name fooled you, right?

3) Were you named after anyone?: Nope.

4) Does your name mean anything?: Joseph: "God Will Increase"

5) Nick Name(s): Joey.

6) What do you think you look like?: I've often imagined myself as an octopus.

7) Date Of Birth: November 17th.

8) Place of Birth and Current Location: Born in Douglas General Hospital, Current Location is Douglasville.

9) Nationality: WHIET.

10) Astrology Sign: Scorpio.

11) Chinese Astrology Sign: Tiger.

12) Religion: No, thanks.

13) What's your favorite smell?: Cigar Smoke.

14) Political Position?: None.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Cold, cold water.

16) Hair + Eye color: Brown/Brown, the color of shit.

17) Do you look like anyone famous?: No one that I'm aware of.

18) What do you look like?: Wasn't this question already asked?

19) Any unusual talents?: Do cynicism and paranoia count?

20) Rightly, Lefty, or Ambidextrous?: Righty.

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Pansexual, yep, I have sex with pans.

22) What do you do for a living?: I breath, so I can live.

23) What do you do for fun?: internet, television, not much of a life here.

24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: BLOOD. And pencils.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: BLOOD. And ink.

26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yes.

27) Boyfriend / Girlfriend: Nope.

28) Crush: Still nope.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: Anthony Hopkins. What a tasty looking man.

30) Current worries?: Worrying too much.

31) Favorite online Guy/Girl(s): Should I have one?

32) Favorite place to be?: In my bedroom.

33) Least favorite place to be?: Crowded rooms.

34) Do you burn or tan?: Burn, like paper.

35) Ever break a bone?: Both arms.

36) What is your favorite cereal?: Gotta have my Pops. :V

37) Person you cry with: Myself.

Do you have....

38) Any sisters: Two.

39) Any brothers: None.

40) Any pets: My cat Rico, and my three goldfish Larry, Moe, and Curly.

41) An Illness: Not that I'm aware of.

42) A Pager: NEVER.

43) A Personal phone line: Nope.

44) A Cell phone: Ugh, no.

45) A visible birthmark: Nope.

46) A Pool or hot tub: Neither.

47) A Car: Nooooope.

Describe Your...

48) Personality: A little cynical, a little paranoid, a lot of silence.

49) Driving: Suck-tastic.

50) Your clothing style: Comfy, baggy, and little grungy.

51) Room: You could drown in all the loose papers and junk.

52) What's missing: A large dog.

53) School: It's like a box filled with pepper. With a just a sprinkling of salt for flavor.

54) Bed: Full-sized, high off the ground, not so comfy. :c

55) Relationship with your parent(s): Mom- Super. Dad- Not so super.

56) Do you believe in yourself: Depends on the time.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: No no. I believe in "You have nice tits" at first sight.

58) Consider yourself a good listener: i can't block anything out.

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: Do something good enough to make decent money from it.

60) Get Along with your parents: QUESTION ALREADY ASKED. *explode*

61) Save your e-mail conversations: No.

62) Pray: Nope.

63) Believe in reincarnation: No, I don't want to play this game again.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Once a day.

65) Like to talk on the phone: I hate talking on the phone.

66) Like to eat?: No, but I'm still fat.

67) Like to exercise?: No, why do you think I'm fat?

68) Like to watch sports?: BORING.

69) Sing in the car?: When I'm alone.

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: Zombie Holocaust.

71) Dream in color: Hmm... I don't know.

72) Do you have nightmares?: See question 70.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Never have. Never will.

74) Right next to you: A wall. To the left, Empty space!

75) On your favorite coffee cup?: Race Trac logo

76) On your mouse pad: Some sort of crazy map.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?: Berry Pearadise Extra.

78) Your brand of deodorant?: Secret... or is it? It's a Secret.

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: The Frozen Tundra.

80) Your dream husband/wife: You'd be surprised.

81) Hiding in your closet?: Cash, cigars, and dead bodies.

82) Under your bed: A cuddly family of dust bunnies.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?: Thomas

84) Your bad time of the day: Morning, don't mess with me before my coffee.

85) Your worst fear(s): Spiders. Big or little, they scare me to death.

86) What's the weather like: Rainy.

87) Your favorite time of year?: Winter.

88) Your favorite holiday?: Halloween, it's the only one I don't have to see my family for.

89) A material weakness?: ???

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Eggs with jam, I guess.

91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: Sleep more.

92) The hardest thing about growing up: Is the penis. LOL. SEXUAL INNUENDO.

93) A pet peeve?: Loud knocking on doors.

94) Your scariest moment: Reading Creepypasta on ED and the electricity suddenly going out.

95) Your attitude about love?: It doesn't apply to me.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: I'm not the kind of person to do that.

97) The worst feeling in the world: Rejection, and the feeling of lonliness that comes with it.

98) The best feeling in the world: independence.

99) Who sent this to you?: i found it.

100) 6 people you tag: No, thanks.